So my text alert is Scotty saying “Enterprise to Captain Kirk, come in Kirk” and I’ve begun to respond to it in this way “Kirk to Enterprise, what is it Scotty” and I do this in public now.
I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
Britsh people are so wild
My best friends:
MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE
Can someone please make a remix
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald